Bloodthirsty Americans

At least their Russky comrades were. No reason to think the Red, White, and Blue ones aren't just as well. Especially the Blue ones...

Mr. Graves translated reports from Russia's Central Statistical Committee showing that in one particularly bloody 17-year period in the late 19th century, more than 1,400 humans were eaten by wolves, and more than 750,000 cattle were lost every single year.

Dude, that is, like, so organic!