"It’s time to let Napoleon’s penis rest in peace."

So opines Judith Pascoe, an English prof at U-Iowa. I guess that sensitive stuff is what one must expect from genteel Midwestern liberal arts professorial types. Ivy Envy?

According to Dr. Pascoe, Mary Shelley used to keep Percy's heart in her desk drawer, but that seems perfectly appropriate for the author of Frankenstein. Downright spiritual, in fact. It isn't as though it was beating.

And people think decoy collectors are wierd.