Why don't they just declare Britain a province of Iran and...

...get it over with?

A story based on the Three Little Pigs fairy tale has been turned down by a government agency's awards panel as the subject matter could offend Muslims.
The digital book, re-telling the classic story, was rejected by judges who warned that "the use of pigs raises cultural issues"....

The judges also attacked Three Little Cowboy Builders for offending builders.

Because, among other things, the buildings fall down.