All Star Cast!

Machete.

Totally oveflowing with testosterone. And violence, if there is a dif.

Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez. Robert DeNiro. Jessica Alba. Steven Seagal. Michelle Rodrigues. Cheech Marin...who gets crucified, dude, but then he's a priest. It goes with the job. Don Johnson. And last but maybe not least, Lindsay Lohan.

And it's about as PC as one could ask. Totally anti-anti-illegal immigrant.