President Stompy Foot Removes Handles From Water Fountains

What did you expect from a Chicago political machine hack when he took over the Oval Office?

...the NPS even removed handles from water spigots along the Chesapeake and Ohio canal where bikers and joggers exercise as well as along the Great Allegheny Passage, just to ensure people don't get any water from them.

Instead of saving money, the NPS is expending additional resources to go out of its way to close such locations and to make people miserable.

It's the Chicago way: My Way, or Else.

It just make me feel warm and fuzzy all over to contemplate giving these freaks with guns even more power to punish us for insufficient submissiveness.