High Fashion Bullet Resistant Clothes
Made in Columbia, of course, by a company called Miguel Caballero.
Just the thing if you need a $7500 polo shirt. I suppose if you live in Columbia and can afford such, you might well need one. For every day of the week...
Rumor has it that President Obama was wearing Caballero clothes yesterday.
Hmmmm: I wonder if you can wash one in the hotel sink and hang it up in the shower for overnite drying.
Just the thing if you need a $7500 polo shirt. I suppose if you live in Columbia and can afford such, you might well need one. For every day of the week...
Rumor has it that President Obama was wearing Caballero clothes yesterday.
Hmmmm: I wonder if you can wash one in the hotel sink and hang it up in the shower for overnite drying.
Labels: A Pack Not a Herd, disaster prep, gun control, self-defense
posted by TTB at
9:16 AM
2 Comments:
No need to wait overnight. Just hang the shirt on a concrete wall, and squeeze off a few rounds from the nearest automatic weapon. The impact from the bullets shakes the water from the fibers, and the shirt is ready to wear.
Well, yeah, that is a possibility, but the maids get cranky about having to pick up all the empty cartridge cases. They mess up the vacuum cleaners.
Who wants a disgruntled Columbian maid spitting in your shirts?
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