Tired of getting groped by strangers?

Try airport-friendly clothing. It's metal-free. Belts, bras, money clips, and shoes. James H. Burnett III has the story of a whole new market niche being filled, in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.

Of course, it would be nice if the pols would trouble to keep terrorists from crossing the border with Mexico. Apparently well over a million ppl a year are getting across illegally, including Pakistanis, Afghans, and Arabs. Apparently none of them are a threat.