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Naked Man Ties Himself To Tree, Hoping For Random Sex

...Posted on May 23rd 2012.
Man ties himself to tree, puts on a blindfold, exposes genitals and waits for some anonymous sex.

What does a guy have to do to get some anonymous sex these days?

Last week, Ramsey, Minn. police say, Alan Petrusson tied himself to a tree, put a blindfold on, exposed his genitals and waited for anonymous sex near a public park, according to CBS Minnesota.

The story doesn't say whether he was successful or not. Maybe he should get a high grade for optimism, if nothing else.

UPDATE: CBS has more:

Two officers of the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources were looking for fishing violations Thursday evening when they say they stumbled upon Alan Petrusson in Dayton Port Roadside Park in Ramsey. They described him as sitting on a sling, blindfolded, with wrists and ankles tied to two trees, and genitals exposed.

So, what was he charged with? Trolling without a license?