Saturday, March 23, 2013

What Jimmy Carter Could Have Said...

...to the Iranian revolutionaries who siezed our embassy. Or at least something along these lines, slightly reworded to fit the instant situation. I wonder if events since would have been any different.

>>Jhesus-Maria, King of England, and you, Duke of Bedford, who call yourself regent of the Kingdom of France, you, Guillaume de la Poule, count of Suffort, Jean, sire of Talbot, and you, Thomas, sire of Scales, who call yourselves lieutenants of the Duke of Bedford, acknowledge the summons of the King of Heaven. Render to the Maid here sent by God the King of Heaven, the keys of all the good towns which you have taken and violated in France. She is here come by God’s will to reclaim the blood royal. She is very ready to make peace, if you will acknowledge her to be right, provided that France you render, and pay for having held it. And you, archers, companions of war, men-at-arms and others who are before the town of Orleans, go away into your own country, by God. And if so be not done, expect news of the Maid who will come to see you shortly, to your very great injury. King of England, if you do not so, I am chief-in-war and in whatever place I attain your people in France, I will make them quit it willy-nilly. And if they will not obey, I will have them all slain; I am here sent by God, the King of Heaven, body for body, to drive you out of all France … (Written this Tuesday of Holy Week, March 22, 1429.)<<

Joan of Arc certainly was less conciliatory than Jimmy Carter. Scarier, too. I'm glad she didn't address this to me.

Of course he didn't wind up tied to a stake during a serious if extremely local global warming event...

Still....

And then there is " the more concise approach adopted by Sviatoslav I, the 10th century Prince of Kiev: “Иду на вы.” I would loosely translate this as “I’m coming to get you.” "

Either way would have worked better.


http://www.volokh.com/2013/03/22/how-to-declare-war-anno-domini-1429-2/

and

http://www.volokh.com/2013/03/22/a-more-succinct-way-to-declare-war/

Copy and paste. I'm lazy today.

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