"Hufu: The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!"

Trust an MBA student at Dartmouth's Tuck School of Business to find a here-to-fore unfilled market niche: a healthy alternative to cannibalism . It has the added benefit of being legal as well.

Since it made from tofu it will even satisfy the most discriminating of vegan cannibals. How can it miss?

PS: They have a clothing line: Don't miss the Happy Cannibal T-shirt.