Of Bears and Beer

All you camper types should learn from this sad tale:

DUNBAR, W.Va. (AP) -- Larry Gaynor..., 67, and his brother, Billy Bob Gaynor, 53, were camping...on Friday when the bear wandered into their campsite at about 9 p.m.

Hearing a noise, they looked outside their tent and saw the bear with its mouth clamped on their cooler. Larry Gaynor said the bear dragged the cooler 30 yards into the woods and flung it against a tree, scattering a case of Coors Light.

"He only drank three cans," Larry he said. "He would've drank all of them if it would've been Budweiser."

Bereft of sustenance, the Gaynors had to cut short their camping trip. The real cause of this ruckus of course was the Gaynor freres failure to drink that case of Coors before going to bed.