Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Martha Stewart: Suburban Terrorist?

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has received more than 350 complaints about spontaneously exploding patio tables.
So, did Martha's stay in Club Fed for lying to the (public) servants lead her into a life of radical anti-suburbanist fundamentalism? Will President Obama send her Guantanamo? If so, will she be allowed to redecorate?


Monday, May 18, 2009

Natural behavior? Sez who?

Next thing you know, the advocates of the two-dimensional fluid vortex lifestyle will want all our children indoctrinated in school:
Two-dimensional fluid vortexes attract, swirling and merging with their partners in a turbulent ballet. This natural behavior...
If you have the strength of character not to get swirly, clik here.

For the whole Art of Science 2009 Gallery, clik here. Neat pics.

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