Ever get the feeling things are spinning out of control?
Jeff Adamski of Burr Oak (Michigan) said he was picking corn near the Michigan-Indiana border when two women who were a few rows over came running and screaming, saying they had seen an alligator.Minding yer own business, picking corn in Michigan, when an alligator darts out of the shocks and goes fer yer ankle.
Adamski says the alligator darted toward him and kept coming as he backed away.
Why, this reminds me of the night I was backing up ol' Nellie Belle, minding my business just as these folks apparently were, when a fire hydrant darted into the parking lot and sank its fangs in my rear bumper.
The world just isn't a friendly place folks. Be prepared. And for goodness sake, don't forget your anti-alligator kit. Even in Michigan.